this outfit almost killed gaga


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Lady Gaga Catching A Flight In London (USA ONLY)

Lady Gaga never goes anywhere without one of her goofy outfits, no matter how painful looking it might be. That includes transatlantic flights, in outfits so uncomfortable they might literally kill her. The Sun says…
Her daft garb was so uncomfortable it brought on the early stages of the potentially deadly deep vein thrombosis.
The experienced flight crew told GaGa she’d best get it off quick or risk long-term damage.
An airline source said: “GaGa was a high-risk DVT case so she was advised to change out of her clothes. But the outfit was so cumbersome she needed help changing out of it. She was particularly miffed about ditching her heels. She was wearing them in memory of her friend Alexander.”
I can’t fault Gaga for this because I’m the same way. The other day at the beach one of the waves almost knocked off my derby and some sand got in my pocket watch, but it was a small price to pay for how handsome I looked.

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Lady GaGa was of course the center of attention last night at the Grammy Awards, even though her only wins came for Best Dance Recording and Best Dance Album. She was shut out of the big 3 categories, Record of the Year (Kings of Leon), Album of the Year (Taylor Swift), and Song of the Year (Beyonce - Single Ladies).
Nonetheless all eyes were on her because she wore 3 different shocking outfits, each one more shocking than the one before. I even hyperventilated and then blacked out for a while after I saw the third one, on account of how shocked I was. This was the first one, a dress designed by Niels Bohr. It looks like a old timey drawing of an atom and electron. And stuff. This isn’t especially relevant but just so you know what kind of page this is, I have no idea what an electron does.

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