Continuing in the vein of this week’s idiotic tabloid cover stories, we have Kourtney Kardashian and Kendra Wilkinson being featured on not one but two tabloid covers this week. They got Life & Style and OK! Magazine for some reason that I can’t explain. What’s so exclusive about these two women’s stories? They both have newborns. What’s breaking news? Oh my God, the baby burped! Give her a cover story!

Anyway, OK hasn’t released anything from their cover story other than some vague promises of “new moms telling all” and something about “romantic dinner dates” which seems a bit soon. I mean, how can these two new mothers still not feel like crap? But the cover story Life & Style released was almost exclusively about Kourtney, not Kendra: