Screw you Australia

Filed under Hollwood, Kelly Landry

Australia and their seemingly endless supply of hot bikini models are really starting to bug me. Because I’m not in Australia. I even had to start an Aussie Girl tag because of it. This is Aussie TV host Kelly Landry, who is fantastic looking and I’ve never even heard of her. The suicide rate for ugly girls down there must be like 190 percent. It’s why their population is so low. Or do the doctors even let those kids out? It seems just as likely that they look at the parents and then drown the baby if there’s a chance it won’t be sexy as hell.