No one will ever love jennifer aniston

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Jennifer Aniston is only slightly better than average looking but she has a good body and she’s worth somewhere around 100 million dollars. Despite that, she can’t get a boyfreind. In the summer between 6th and 7th grade I dated a cross-eyed girl with 8 fingers just because she had a pool, and Aniston can’t even get a second date.
Is it because she’s too awesome and great to be around. Yes that must be it. Gerard Butler is the latest with his eye on the door marked ‘exit’.

(Butlers) sizzling on-screen chemistry with (Aniston) in new movie The Bounty Hunter has everyone convinced the pair are an item off-screen.
But they both insist they are simply co-stars who enjoyed working together.
Gerard explains: “I went for her birthday to Mexico. We’re just friends.
“We have a natural chemistry - you can see it in our magazine shoot and the film. We have a great time together.”
“But here’s the thing - while they’re accusing me of being with Jennifer, I’ve probably been off somewhere else doing damage with someone else.”

Hahaha, you suck Aniston. Remember she talked about how wonderful he is? Now read his last quote again, and know that he was probably banging Courtney Cox in the next room while Aniston was all starry eyed in love on TV. That quote is amazing. He couldn’t have owned Aniston any more unless he stood her in front of the pit from ‘300′ and then kicked her into it.