Look at me everyone

Lady GaGa was of course the center of attention last night at the Grammy Awards, even though her only wins came for Best Dance Recording and Best Dance Album. She was shut out of the big 3 categories, Record of the Year (Kings of Leon), Album of the Year (Taylor Swift), and Song of the Year (Beyonce - Single Ladies).

Nonetheless all eyes were on her because she wore 3 different shocking outfits, each one more shocking than the one before. I even hyperventilated and then blacked out for a while after I saw the third one, on account of how shocked I was. This was the first one, a dress designed by Niels Bohr. It looks like a old timey drawing of an atom and electron. And stuff. This isn’t especially relevant but just so you know what kind of page this is, I have no idea what an electron does.